First Baptist Church of Conway

DIRECTIONS TO HEAVEN

First of all, WHOSOEVER will must make a U-turn on the “Road of Repentance.” Then make a Right onto “ Believeth Blvd.” Keep straight and go through the Green Light which is Jesus Christ. From There, you must turn onto the “ Bridge of Faith ,” which is over troubled water.

When you get off the bridge, make a Right turn and Keep Straight. You are on the “King’s Highway”- Heavenbound. Keep going for three miles. One for the Father, One for the Son, and One for the Holy Ghost. Then exit off onto “ Grace Blvd."

From there, make a Right turn on “Gospel Lane.” Keep Straight and then make another RIGHT on “ Prayer Blvd.” As you go on your way, yield not to the traffic on “ Temptation Ave.” At all costs, avoid “ SIN STREET” because it is a “DEAD END”! Pass up “ Envy Drive,” and “ Hate Avenue.”Also pass “ Hypocrisy Street,” “Gossiping Lane,” and “ Backbiting Blvd.”

But you have to go down “ Long-Suffering Lane,” “ Persecution Blvd,” and “Trial and Tribulations Avenue.” From there, make another Right onto “ Peace Street.” Keep straight and you will come to the parking lot of “Immortality.” It’s all right to park there.

Get out of the body and junk it. Go into the building not made by hands. Sit down and talk to KING JESUS. Tell Him all about your troubles and dwell in His House FOREVER!

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